So I actually have internet in Sudan!! We're in this tiny little village and they have an internet cafe with super fast internet...crazy! I also am trying to kill some time as our truck (with the majority of our money, clothes, tents, basically everything we own) is stuck on a barge on Lake Nassar, somewhere between Aswan and here. Also, as this is Africa nobody seems to know when it will actually be arriving so we've just got to sit around all day and wait, on a positive note however I had bread and laughing cow and lemon juice for breakfast today and it was amazing. Anyone who traveled with me/had to listen to all my boring Vietnam stories will understand how exciting this is for me.
Back to Aswan then - we took a two day felucca (sailing boat) down the nile which was awesome, we got to swim in the Nile as well which is something I never thought i'd get a chance to do. The boat was cheap but the food was amazing, it was cool as well as the 'deck' was just a big mattress so we just layed there all day reading and sleeping and then at night just all got our sleeping bags out and slept out there. The two days flew by and we were all sad to get back to dry land. The night we got back we got on another boat and crossed the Nile to a local village where we had a tour of this guys house and they made us dinner. The food was amazing there as well and as the people were Nubian (as opposed to Egyptian) they were so friendly. Back at the hotel we headed up to the roof to finish off the rest of the alcohol as we couldn't take it into Sudan. We also had to say goodbye to Kate as she was leaving us in Aswan. There were quite a few of us at the beginning but as the night went on/the alcohol dwindled there were less and less people. At about 1am there were just three of us left (me, Tom and Keith) and we had about 2/3rds of a bottle of Raki (which if you haven't tried is disgusting), not to be beaten by two Aussies (Tom was ready to give the Raki to the hotel guy), I poured us all drinks and we stayed up there until we finished the bottle. I got back to my room about 3.40am, proceeded to fall out of my bed (although as the blankets were all tucked in I actually ended up getting stuck in between the side of my bed and the blanket), got back in and giggled to myself for a while and fell asleep knowing that I had to be up at 7.30am for the ferry the next day (N.B. heres a piece of advice...if you have to get an 18 hour ferry the next day, don't get drunk and stay up til 4am).
So the best way to describe the ferry is by an hour by hour run down, I was recording this on my mobile but unfortunately the battery ran out in the evening so most of it is from memory.
8am - breakfast at the hotel, we are told to get enough water to prepare for an 18 hour ferry ride
8.30am - we head to the shops, buy water and some diet cokes which we are going to save for later
9.30am - get picked up in a (semi air con) minibus from the hotel to take us to the port
9.45am - arrive at the port, it was crazy with hundreds of people just milling about all over the place with loads and loads of luggage (apparently all teh Sudanese buy stuff in Egypt to take back to Sudan).
10am - 10.30am - Passport control. This basically just consisted of us having to queue in about 5 different queues each requiring a different form/amount of money, it was a good job we had Karl directing us where to go as it would have been so overwhelming otherwise.
10.40 - get onto the ferry and rush up to the top deck to find a place in the shade (It was impossible to get cabins on the ferry so the plan was to just sleep on the top deck under the stars). We managed to get two spots underneath the lifeboats in the shade and sat down to wait for the departure. It is about 45 degrees in the sun and about 30 in the shade.
11.30am - still waiting for departure, move around a little to follow the shade
12.30pm - still waiting for departure, move around a little to follow the shade
12.40pm - decide we need something to look forward to, arrange with Alice and Briar that we will have a "Diet Coke Break' at 2pm
1pm - still no departure, decide to check out the toilets with Briar, they are nowhere near as bad as we thought.
1.15pm - bored so play shithead
1.44pm - start counting down the minutes until DC time.
2pm - DC time! It was everything we wanted and more
2.30pm - we still haven't left, play some more shithead and had to move to find more shade again
2.45pm - go to the toilet again, a man in a purple shirt slapped my arse and then high fived his friend, I stuck my middle finger up and told him to fuck off but he was too busy celebrating. I hate Egyptian men.
3pm - decide we need something else to look forward to, we find out they sell cold drinks on the boat, arrange for a Sprite break at 4.45
3.05pm - some men come up and start shouting at us, turns out they need to 'test' the lifeboat which basically involved lowering the boat into the water and getting grease all over our stuff.
4pm - we are still sitting in the port, we have had to move to the other side of the boat because the lifeboat is still in the water, we decide we should go and eat (there is a cafeteria type thing on board) partly because we were hungry but mainly because we had nowhere to sit.
4.45pm - back up on deck....Sprite time!
5pm - still waiting for departure, the sun is actually getting a little cooler, around 40 degrees
5.50pm - they have decided to (hand winch) the lifeboat back into position, we can move back to our original spot
6pm - still waiting for departure, purple shirt is playing cards next to where we are sitting and he keeps looking over.
6.35pm - WE ARE MOVING FINALLY, there is actually a bit of a let up in the heat as we get a bit of a breeze.
6.50pm - we pass a barge with our truck on....it was supposed to already be half way there so it would get there the same time as us. Obviously Africa had other plans.
7pm - dinner time, the food is suprisingly good considering how dirty the boat is.
8.30pm - time for bed, it is actually cool enough on deck to get in my sleep sheet, we arrange ourselves so the boys are sleeping on the outside and the girls in the middle. Egyptain men are not afraid to stare at Western girls, even if you are completely covered up.
10.30pm - wake up as someone is taking pictures of us sleeping....jerks.
12.00am - wake up again, the stars are amazing.
4am - Call to prayer, so loud, all the men get up, move everyone out of the way, face Mecca and pray, strange but cool sight.
8.55am - woken up as Alice was prodding me on my ass, apparently we are about to pass Abu Simbel which is this awesome temple carved out of the side of a rock, they had to move it as well when they damed the Nile which makes it even more impressive.
9am - climb up to the top of this lookout thing at the top of the boat with Matt, Charley and Galybn. Get some great pictures of the temple, also we're in the shade as well...bonus.
9.30am - 11am - hang out with Matt at the top of the lookout point, moving around to avoid the sun. Talk to a random Sudanease guy who lived in the states apparently. For some reason he appears to have a Jamacian accent.
11.20am - we can see land...woop!
11.30am - we seem to have stopped...boo
12noon - my back is sore and I'm bored, Alice and I decide to take ibuprofen and rehydration sachets to numb the pain/boredum. They work!
12.40am - get told we all have to take tests to prove we don't have swine flu. All treck down to the 'doctors' (which appears to just be a random cabin) and have our temperture checked. Mine is apparently 34.5, Alice's was 37 or something. Pretty sure the thermometer is incorrect
12.50am - we are sill not moving and the effects of the rehyradtion sachets are wearing off, suddenly we seem to be getting attacked by thousnads and thousands of greenflies.
12.55am - can barely see for the swarm of bugs, have to head inside. Everyone is super nice and moves up so we can sit down. Already like the Sudanease people so much more than the Egyptians.
1.25pm headed back up to deck, the bugs are gone.
1.40pm - we have to go through more passport control/immigration. Fill in yet ANOTHER form.
2pm - it's too hot on deck so we go back below to chill out with the Sudanease.
2.25pm - Purple shirt is back.
2.40pm - we have started moving again. Alice and I have two more rehyrdation sachets to celebrate. People are looking at us like we are crazy, we think they think we have some kind of strange powdered alcohol.
2.55pm - YES, purple shirt got up, was staring as us and didn't realise there was a bag on the floor and has just fallen on his face....KARMA!!
3pm - we are moving again
3.05pm - we've stopped again, apparently we have hit some mud
4pm - we're moving again
5.20pm - we are in the port....we're not getting off. Apparently (I shit you not) they can't open the doors.
6.55pm - the doors have opened!
7.25pm - we have pushed and shoved our way onto dry land!!
From there we got a bus (which was an experience in itself with all the pushing and shoving, Chris basically had to be lifted on by the back of his shirt) to the customs (which involved them opening the top of my bag and sticking a red sticker on it) and then into a pickup truck to the town. Door to door we had been travelling 35 hours, we were smelly, sweaty but fairly happy.
We checked into the hotel (if you can call it that, it's basically dirt floors and 40 year old beds/sheets) had food (and amazing lemon juice) and headed to bed. Man it was so hot, I was sweating in places I didn't realise you could sweat (ankles, elbows etc.), we had a fan in the room but it didn't do much good. We got up the next morning to see if there was any news of the truck. There wasn't, Karl said we should meet back every two hours for updates.
11am - no truck
1pm - no truck
3pm - no truck
5pm - no truck
6pm - the truck will be arriving at 9am tomorrow morning.
In between the meet ups we explored the town, the peopel are lovely and a million times nicer than Egypt. Alcie and I went on a mission to find England shirts but they only had English club shirts so we decided to buy red paint and a white sheet to make a flag. It was pretty difficult but then we met this super nice man who could speak English and he took us to all the right places and then gave us a lift home in his truck ( Alice - "if this is a kidnapping, it's the worst kidnapping ever. If he starts driving us out of town we can just jump off the back). The town is also surrounded by large hills so later in the day we walked up there to see the town and watch the sunset.
I went to bed early and chose to sleep outside, it was so much better, the stars were amazing and I slept so well.
9am - Karl has gone in a taxi to get the truck!
10am - Karl is back, the barge is not here yet, someone was lying.
It's now 11am and there is still no sign of our truck.....